I'M GETTING OLD FAST !

January 2, 2008 Blog

This year I turn "threescore and ten" years old! When I was a teenager, I thought anyone with grey hair or no hair was ancient! It reminds me of two seniors who met on the street.

Sam complains about all his aches and pains and then asks Jake how he is doing.

Jake says, "I feel like a newborn baby!"

That reply was a little much for Sam to swallow, so he asked him to explain.

Jake replied, "I have no hair, no teeth and I have to wear diapers!"

Fortunately, I am not that old, but I am getting there fast!

We visited our California kids and grandkids between Thanksgiving and Christmas. My wife took a picture of our 4-year-old Jonathan and he wanted to see the picture. He had never seen a camera that didn't have an LCD display on the back.

I saw Debra with a roll of Scotch Tape and decided to have some fun with her. I stuck two pieces of the tape on the palms of her hands and told her to hold them over her ears. Then I asked if she was listening to stereo tapes.

She didn't know what "stereo" meant, nor had she heard of tape recordings!

Happy New Year!